There may not have been that much to laugh about in 2020, but this list of funny zombie names and hilarious Halloween puns will resurrect your sense of humor for sure. Man it's nuts today, I've killed over a dozen zombies and I have one question: Why were they all holding bags of candy?

Dying for more? Well, hold onto your brains, because this pun party has just begun! Zombie One LinersHalloween puns and Halloween riddles are always a favourite with kids. Halloween is the perfect time to share a laugh with friends, and we've conveniently got all the funniest zombie jokes we could find together into one article. What did the zombies say when asked why they haven't risen yet? The zombie say that someone has been dragging at that task for quite a long time. Where should people go in case the zombies decide to rise? The retirement home, no one there's gonna have the teeth to take a bite at you. I walked past Mozart's grave. He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music. I guess he's a decomposer now.

Zombies are indeed no laughing matter. But, that doesn’t mean they can’t be the main topic of a few mean zombie jokes! We know that a single zombie is scary, but did you know that a row of zombies forms something even scarier? This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Zombie Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Zombies' Puns

If Batman was infected during a zombie apocalypse what would he say on seeing one of his arch-nemesis destroying Gotham? BANEEEEE! Heard about the man at the Halloween costume party who was dressed as a Harry Potter character and told that he was a zombie? What did the zombie say when he was asked why he eats brains? "A mind is a terrible thing to go to waste." Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy