The Scarfolk Annual

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Crime in Scarfolk did not rise substantially between 1976 and 1977, largely due to the latest in thought detection techniques* and random public executions. The government, however, did announce that there had been a significant increase in naughtiness.So, as you can see, fear can save your life, ergo it is healthy. It’s so healthy that we consider profoundly terrifying a citizen to be as beneficial as a course of yoga, meditation or two weeks in a health spa. These don’t come cheap, I can tell you. This is why we also charge citizens a medical fee whenever we intimidate them to the point of terror.” Why do you think Scarfolk has become popular outside of the quaint northern English town? Fear seems to be a recurrent theme across the various visual campaigns used to influence the city. Why is that? At the end of the decade, the council decided that because of a small handful of troublemakers, the whole town would have to be punished: Everyone would have to resit the 1970s. We become very concerned if citizens start to feel secure and content in any area of their lives. We like to ensure that we have drawn their attention to all potential, unanticipated dangers in every corner of society, no matter how seemingly benign at first. We have successfully warned our citizens about the hazards of sentient ventriloquist dolls, imposter parents, the dangers of dithering, and the risks involved in setting up bouncy castles beside electrical substations and pylon, to name but a few.” Landmines is a striking example of a Scarfolk board game. Why did the council think it was important to produce it? Apart from the archive of Scarfolk materials which was sent anonymously to the late Dr Ben Motte and formed the basis of the book Discovering Scarfolk , this children’s annual is, to date, the only complete artefact from Scarfolk ever to be unearthed ‘in the wild’.

The orphans were children of disgraced artists, academics and other intellectuals who disappeared during the New Truth Purges of September 1977**. It’s Horrid Henry’s world — you’re just living in it! Join Horrid Henry, his friends and family in this activity-filled annual that will entertain every Horrid Henry fan for hours on end! Hearts were usually placed inside humanoid objects: dolls, mannequins, large soft toys and the like, though one widow had her dead husband's heart inserted into a guinea pig called Jonathan who flushed himself down the toilet after his application to do an MA course in Linguistics was rejected.In these brain shattering days, Scarfolk is your guide and only friend’ Richard Kadrey, author of Sandman Slim What does ‘outside of Scarfolk’ mean? We don’t understand this either conceptually or scientifically. There is nothing outside of Scarfolk. Scarfolk is everywhere: in the news reports you read, in the practiced smiles of the politicians you vote for, in the decisions you think you have made of your own free will. Scarfolk even watches you while you sleep to ensure that you don’t accidentally drift away from Scarfolk psychically.” As the country moved toward collapse, social unrest and inevitable casualties increased. The paranoid state began anonymously exterminating citizens who so much as hinted at insurrection. Average (and the vast numbers of below-average) people were killed in street clashes between opposing factions and there were spates of frightened suicides.

In addition to the annuals listed above, there’s are Broons and Commando calendars on offer, and a host of official annuals focused on just one top flight football team, including Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur and more.

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Worried citizens gathered in secret to discuss the poster campaign. Knowing that most homes contained surveillance devices, they debated the poster non-verbally, using hand gestures. Unbeknownst to the clandestine groups, however, specially-trained police mime experts had infiltrated the meetings and reported everything they saw to Scarfolk's police commissioner who, keen to outdo his predecessor's record, had created the public information campaign to boost arrest numbers. Apocalyptic toys were all the rage in the late 1970s, not that they were thought of as apocalyptic at the time. Citizens didn't fear their annihilation; they quite looked forward to demonstrating their 'Dunkirk spirit' with the misguided belief that it would somehow bring the country together. It didn't occur to them that their dogmatic nationalism might instead bring about the demise of the nation.