haye hee soomaliyeey baldhageeyso sheekadaan o kadhacady swedhen waxaa jira eray hal qabsi u ah swedhishka oo ladhaho "fy van" waa eray laisticmaalo marka laxaanqo waxaa dahcaday in wiil soomaliyeed oodagan dalka oow udiray lacag hooyadiis oo joogta soomaliya malinti danbe aa umaayadii soo wacday markaas ay tiri hoyo lacag maxaa noogu soo diri weysay arkas oo kuyiri hooyo waan soo diray lacagtii markaas ay tiri hooyo mahelin markaas uu yir fy van mahelin miya markaas ay ku tiri hooyo lacagta magaceedama fy van aa layiraadaa taasina waa qisa dhacday Short somalia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The somalia humour may include short country jokes also.

to Omar bro becarefull oraahdaada,,Ilaah xumaan ka nasahane kafatanka noocas ah yuusan inala tagin aniga qalad baan u arkaa..pls no offense.TA KALE SHEEKOOYINKA QAAR AYAY KA MUUQATAA XAYO DARO(XISHOOD DARO)MARKAA AAN KA SHEEKAYNO WAX QOSOL LEH LAAKIIN ASLUUB KU DHEEHAN

nin iyo naag aa isqabeen ninka ina cali iska dheh naagtana caasho ninka ina cali eh aad uu u gaabnaa una bar yaraa/lafo yaraa either way habeen ay is dagaaleen naagtii way xanaaqdey markaas ay tiri guriga reerkeena aan aadaa ninkii ilmihiisa oo bersadda jiifo uu iska dhex seexdey naagtii waxay is tiri cunug ilmaheeda kamid eh horey u qaado reerkiina aad ninkeedii ay dhabarka saaratey markaas ay intey jidka ku jirtey tiri "Wallee aniga iyo ina cali waxa nakala qabsan doono mar danbe iskuma soo noqono" ninkii intuu dhabarkeeda ka hadley uu i yiri "Naa ina cali dhabarkaaduu saaranyehee dhig inkaar qabto" naagtii naxdin ninkii dhulka ay ku tuurtey hee maskiiiiiiiiiiin! Mogadishu, Somalia is holding a concert today to raise money to get kids vaccinated against measles in the US The head of the 2016 Somali Olympic squad has apologized to officials on behalf of their team... ...after realizing shooting and sailing were two separate events. Nin ayaa Xamar ka tagay oo Hargeisa socdaal ku aaday. Ninkii makhaayad buu yimid oo weydiisay in laba koob oo shaah dhalo loogu shubo. Ninkii makhaayada ka shaqeynayey oo dhalo u yaqaana madaxa oo kelya ayaa la yaabay ninkii socdaalka oo ku yiri:

A couple of drinking buddies, who are United Airplane mechanics, are in a hanger at San Francisco airport. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. Goofkii habar xamiijo dubirkiisa inakoo kubunaysahayno aa cirka faniinka yeertay, minaa deemooday cirka daruur maleh asaa Oday Jimcaale iga aqoon badan.Asuuyiri"Igaarkii galaa xabad nagu soo faniinjee."Asaan iri "Igaarta gaal xay igu soo faniinjee,xabada anabaa lama igaar kuleh ee." The Somali culture has had many trends come and go over the years, but one of the more recent popular trends is the Somali meme. From funny pictures of cats to pictures of famous Somali personalities, these memes are taking over the internet. They are often shared on social media, with many people finding them hilarious. It is easy to see why these memes have become so popular; they are funny, relatable, and often capture a moment or situation perfectly. markaan waxaan soo maqalay ama soo akhrinay aan idnla qaybsanno"Iyaah"oo kale ayaa kugu dhegaya,markaan aamusnona....(kaftan,yaah!)