A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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Why was the dyslexic person great at solving puzzles? Because they always saw things from a “different” angle! In a world where humor often teeters on the edge of appropriateness, clean dyslexic jokes offer a refreshing and lighthearted take on laughter. I just figured that there's one benefit to having an age in multiples of 11 (11, 22, 33, 44, 55, etc.). Those are great ages to remember in the event you're dyslexic. After they walk away dishartened with no cigarettes and no idea how to get down the mountain they headed streight for the bra... haha A dyslexic man walks into a bra... He gets beaten by the woman wearing it as that's not how dyslexia works

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake all night wondering if the dog is real. So one of my latest non-dyslexia jokes ("Did you hear about the spoonerist who thought 'chai tea' was a martial art?") actually CAN apply to dyslexics? The stand-ups I admire the most are all gag-men, people who could write a really good short funny joke,” he says. “Emo Philips, Steven Wright, Milton Jones, Mitch Hedberg, Max Miller, Ken Dodd, Henny Youngman, Bob Monkhouse and Rodney Dangerfield.I can't fathom why, but I've been getting a lot of mileage out of the following story--something that happened about twenty years ago. My girlfriend's dog died and to cheer her up I bought her an identical one. She was livid, ‘what am I going to do with two dead dogs?’

In this article, we’ll explore jokes about dyslexia, emphasizing the importance of lightheartedness and understanding.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

I put on a lot of weight so I rang up weight watchers, I said ‘it’s an emergency can you send somebody round’, and they said ‘yes we can we’ve got loads of them’.

In the DEREK ORIGINALS section below, I wrote the throwaway that ‘t’was a good thing Fonzie wasn’t dyslexic being that he’d be going around acting “loco,” instead of “cool.” Lloyd Mc reminds us that the Fonz's portrayer “Henry Winkler is dyslexic.” Yes, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that Arthur Fonzarelli is. These puns demonstrate the hilarity that can be created by dyslexia’s difficulties. There is plenty for everyone to appreciate, whether you prefer the clean and family-friendly variety or the slightly risqué humor for adults. Experiment in good rooms, edit in hard rooms. Always listen to the audience, they ultimately decide what is funny and they will tell you who you are, and what you should be saying.”I really can't believe that there are dyslexic people out there who are so outragesly offend! Seriously, take a chill pill! Dude. Come on. I'm am 20 years old and dyslexic. In high school I had an english teacher who did not consider dyslexia to be a "serious problem." I am still afraid to tell my profs about my condidtion. Yet, inspite of all this, I am still able to laugh about it. And these are harmless jokes. Seriously, Can anybody made the following one work involving the words "loop" and "pool" (and possibly "polo")? Why was the dyslexic teacher always smiling? Because they believed in “Dalmatians” instead of “limitations!”



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