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years later in 2012, Teddy, now Ted, and now a young adult. He and John are living at an apartment in Boston, smoking marijuana while watching television in the morning. Soon, John realizes he is late for work and Ted drives him to the car rental service where he works. Lori, John's girlfriend for 4 years, is still annoyed at the fact that John spends more time with Ted than with her. Ted invites a couple of hookers into their apartment for a party when John and Lori arrives home from a date. Modern Family' reunion: See photos of the cast, including Sofía Vergara, Sarah Hyland Who is in the 'Ted' series cast? Think you’re too old for teddy bears? Think again because the Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth isn’t your average teddy. As a matter of fact, this foul-mouthed furry imp is almost exactly like the fun-loving bear in the movie… except this Ted won’t do drugs or invite a bunch of hookers over to party at your place. Nudd, Tim (July 10, 2012). " Ted Gets Dirty with Axe Hair Products in Seth MacFarlane Ads (NSFW)". AdWeek . Retrieved November 9, 2012.

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AXE Hair Teams Up with Universal Pictures' New Comedy Ted to Show How Great Hair Can Help Guys Get Away with Anything". PR Newswire. June 22, 2012. Archived from the original on June 24, 2012 . Retrieved November 9, 2012. People Choice Awards 2013 Nominees". People's Choice Awards. Archived from the original on January 14, 2011 . Retrieved January 3, 2013. Around-the-World Roundup: 'Looper' Likely Leads Overseas". Box Office Mojo. October 2, 2012. Archived from the original on March 11, 2022 . Retrieved March 11, 2022. Ted is first given to John as a Christmas present and is named Teddy by the delighted boy. That night, John tells the inanimate Teddy he wishes he could really talk so they can be best friends "forever and ever" before going to sleep. You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? ‘Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f@!#in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.'””Well you never should’ve trusted me, I’m on drugs!”

To promote the film, Universal Pictures teamed up with Axe in a marketing campaign that involved the title character and the brand's hair care product Axe Hair. [16] In one commercial, Ted takes a woman on a date to a fancy restaurant, where he brings her to orgasm under the table before handing another man a box of Axe Hair gel. [17] New Projects coming to New England". OnLocationsVacations.com. January 17, 2011. Archived from the original on February 22, 2011 . Retrieved March 16, 2011. Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m-I’m a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought “I was f@!#ing retarded.” The narrator of the film provides the following; Sam Jones attempts to restart his career and moves into a studio apartment with Brandon Routh (who starred in the "god-awful Superman movie"). Rex gives up his pursuit of Lori, falls into a deep depression, and dies of Lou Gehrig's disease. Donny is arrested by the Boston Police Department for kidnapping Ted, but the charges are dropped because of how ridiculous the situation sounded. Robert hires a personal trainer, loses a significant amount of weight, and goes on to become Taylor Lautner. If you’re reading this, it means we’ve got a new series on the most successful streaming platform ever,” the 1993 version of Ted writes in the teaser.Ted - Netherlands Weekend Box Office". Box Office Mojo. June 29, 2012. Archived from the original on March 11, 2022 . Retrieved March 11, 2022. McNight, Brent (June 29, 2012). "Ted (2012) Movie Review". Beyond Hollywood. Archived from the original on July 2, 2012 . Retrieved June 30, 2012. Production [ edit ] Seth MacFarlane wrote, produced, and directed the film, and provided the motion capture and the voice for the title character.