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Del, Rodney, and Albert are sailing on a boat to Holland, and end up lost in the middle of the North Sea.] Rodney: He's something else ain't he? And what about all the currents they got round here? We could have drifted anywhere by now. Del: Yes, he's right and all ain't he? We're in the middle of the North Sea ain't we? It's got more currents than a hot-cross bun.

Del: I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. They can't even swear without effing and blinding. Del and Rodney are in the flat, discussing the British response to a World War III.] Rodney: And what have we got in this country to combat the might of the Soviet Union? Three Jump Jets and a strongly worded letter to the Russian ambassador. Rodney: Oh great man. Del: Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you. Rodney: No sweat man. Del: Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git. Sleeping Dogs Lie [4.5] [ edit ] Marlene: Did you have a nice Christmas? Del: Oh, terrific, yeah. Marlene: I had a dog. Rodney: Yeah? We had a turkey, same as every other year. Lennox Gilbey: You ever heard of the Scarlett Pimpernel? Rodney: That weren't you, was it? Lennox Gilbey: No, but I'm like him. They seek him here, they see him there. Those policemen seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damn illusive Sha-a-dow. Fatal Extraction [ edit ] Sid: There we go Denzil, one bowl of piping hot porridge. That'll warm you up on a cold day. Denzil: Cheers Sid. (looks at his bowl of porridge) There's a hair in this. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: Here's another one. Sid: Give it here. Denzil: That's disgusting that is, Sid. If the health authorities saw this, they'd close you down. Sid: I've been closed down for worse than that Denzil. (to Trigger) I hate these politically correct people. Trigger: Yeah. Sid: What'll it be Trig? Trigger: Er, I'll try some of that porridge Sid.

The chandelier has just fallen down and smashed. Grandad walks downstairs] Grandad: Alright, Del Boy. Del: Alright? Look at it! Grandad: Did you drop it, Del? Rodney: How could we drop it?! We wasn't even holding it! We was working on that one. Grandad: Well I wish you'd said something, 'cos I was working on this one. Is it very valuable Del? Del: (smiling) Nah, not really. (angry) It was bleeding priceless when it was hanging up there though! Boycie: Come on Del, let's see your two pair. Del: Well I've got a pair of aces and another pair of aces. Boycie: That's FOUR aces. Del: I didn't know you were good at maths either Boycie. They continue to argue until Del walks in.] Del: Are you two at it again? Rodney: Del. How do you pronounce that fella's name on the telly? Sidney Poitier or Potter? Del: Personally, I'd pronounce it Harry Belafonte, but you two please yourselves.

The Driscoll Brothers arrive at the Nag's Head.] Danny: Boycie, how nice! Boycie: Hello Danny. Your brother not with you? Danny: Yeah. (Tony pops out from behind him) Boycie: Oh watcha Tony. Drink? Tony: Nah! That right, Marlene's up the spout? Boycie: Yeah. Danny: Dear dear dear. You let us know the minute you find out who done it and we'll sort him out. I’m going to be a millionaire” was his reply. In an almost off the cuff manor as if this was something pretty standard. It was a bold statement, and to be said so candidly caught me off balance. I don’t like to see myself as a judgmental kind of person but here was someone that had left school with nothing and was working on a farm, explaining that he was going to be a millionaire. Rodney: (about Debbie) I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece! Del: Alright, Rodney. Come on, that's why I had to tell you, you see, 'cos this sort of thing ain't allowed - it's... well, it's incense! Say you had got married to her - you can see what sort of confusion that would have led to, I would have been your father-in-law! Rodney: Bloody hell! Del: Your mother-in-law would have been your aunt, your wife would have been your second cousin - God knows what that would have made Grandad - the fairy godmother I should think.

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Del: When a North Korean came to live in London, he thought that Battersea dog's home was a takeway.

Rodney: Look, that big traffic jam was not my fault! Alright, name one person who blamed me! Del: Mr Jahan did. Uncle Albert: Grieving relatives did. Del: The Flying Eye did. When the Trotters now find it impossible to retrieve Freddie the Frog's treasure.] Rodney: Do I look like him? Albert: It was just a rumour, son. Rodney: Do I look like him? Albert: A bit. Rodney: I'm saying nothing till I phone my solicitor. Slater: Go on then phone your solicitor [He puts the phone out] Rodney: I haven't got a solicitor. Slater: Don't waste my bloody time then. Strained Relations [4.2] [ edit ] Albert: Your name Rodney, son? Rodney: Well, it is when Trigger's not about!Del, Rodney, Uncle Albert, Cassandra, her parents and her boss, Stephen, are playing Trivial Pursuit.] Stephen: What is a female swan called? Most business owners are not Derek Trotter, but many share Del Boy’s ambition when they start out; they see themselves at the helm of a multi-million pound business, perhaps even a multi-billion pound business. Mike: So? Trigger: What? Mike: What name have they decided on? Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling her "Sigourney" after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him "Rodney" after Dave. Lovely Jubbly' has been revealed as the most commonly used Only Fools And Horses phrase in British life, according to a recent survey.

Rodney: You're only one letter out! Look, the only difference between us is a B. Del: Yeah and we all know what the B stands for! Del: (talking about his father) Don't be fooled by him, Rodney. He's had everything from Galloping Lurgy to Saturday Night Fever! I was doing some homework once and I asked him what a cubic foot was. He said he didn't know, but he tried to have a week off work with it! At the dinner table] Del: How old is she, 20? Rodney: No, she's about, 30! Del: How old is "about 30"? Rodney: 40! Del: (coughing) 40! 40? Stone me Rodney. Rodney: What's wrong with going out with a woman of 40? Del: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she's even too old for me! Grandad: Well I'd have to think twice!

Del and Rodney are sitting on a bench next to their mother's grave.] Del: It's quiet here. Rodney: (not really listening to what Del is saying) Yeah... Del: Peaceful. Rodney: Yeah. Del: You're decorating the kitchen of a Chinese take away tomorrow. Rodney: Yeah... Del: The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Rodney: (realises what Del has said) What was that? Del: The sun is shinging and the birds are singing? Rodney: No, before that. Del: Everything's quiet and peaceful? Rodney: No Del, in between everything being quiet and peaceful and the sun shining and the birds signing, you said something about a Chinese take away? We are in need of some of the his best lines from the hilarious TV show, so here 14 of his funniest quotes. Del: You don't want to see what it's like in the early hours, Grandad. It's like the end of the world. It's full of drug addicts, glue sniffers, winos. Do you know what, if a nightingale sang now in Berkeley Square, someone would eat it. Time On Our Hands [ edit ] Del: (talking about why Rodney won't talk to Cassandra after the miscarriage) Yes I know, he's got a lot on his mind, Raquel. Raquel: He's got a lot on his mind?! And how do you think Cassandra feels? She's the one who's had the miscarriage! She needs her husband by her side, not out drinking in some pub or club. Del: Yes I know, but she's a woman, ain't she? She's stronger than Rodney. Normally filled with wisdom and wit, who wants to think of our beloved Del Boy as upset? Certainly not us.