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As you go farther west it gets more green and rural.... spread out. If you go Southwest it gets that way until you get closer to Philadelphia where you have the same thing I imagine. Even though I live in NJ it all revolves around the nearest MAJOR city, which is New York, but we have smaller cities in NJ, like Newark, Jersey City, Paterson, Union City, Hoboken. these are genuine cities but not as big as the "big mutha" NYC. ;-) Beau Ryan mistakes Jonathan LaPaglia for Tom Cruise after the pair pose for a selfie together: 'So good meeting him' This, finally, is the magic power of “Essex”. For it allows Jenkin – the Cambridge-educated son of a lord – to confidently proclaim that he knows the desires of the “common man”, merely by the mention of this most misunderstood of counties. If Essex did not exist, they would need to invent it. After Margaret Thatcher became its leader in 1975, the Conservative party ramped up its efforts to win over voters who had moved to places like South Woodham. Their pitch was based on the promise of prosperity and home ownership, rather than the Labour party’s old appeals to class solidarity.

9) You are haunted by misguided teenage attempts to imitate the TOWIE aesthetic.

Celebrity Australian psychicpredicts surprising future for Taylor Swift and boyfriend Travis Kelce - two months after the couple debuted their romance Beard, Mary (6 August 2017). "Essex Girl in Ancient Times". The Telegraph . Retrieved 6 August 2017.

Moreover, absolutely no one has actually said 'reem' or 'jel' since 2010. Move on. 9) You are haunted by misguided teenage attempts to imitate the TOWIE aesthetic. Bate, Marisa (25 October 2016). "The problem with the phrase 'Essex girl' ". The Pool. Archived from the original on 2 February 2017 . Retrieved 21 January 2017.One thing that's for sure is that older generations who grew up there whilst they were still officially considered as Essex will always stay loyal to our county. Hearing someone say they're from London

American Idol alum Jordin Sparks shows off her holiday cheer with sonDJ in matching pajamas as they lead celebs atCandy Cane Lane premiere in LA She's done very well for herself since then, initially by winning the 2006 series of Celebrity Big Brother, then by giving interviews to OK! magazine and making public appearances. an essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "how many children?" asks the council worker. Basilwood: Top, the original Basildon sign on the A127, middle, the sign was given a Remembrance Day makeover and, bottom, the Olympic rings were added to the sign to mark the 2012 GamesWhat is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl ? One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus ! What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge ? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

The Only Way is Essex', for the uninitiated, is the reality show which shaped the Essex we know and love today, launching the careers of Gemma Collins and Joey Essex. In the late 80s, when Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran came up with the idea for Birds of a Feather, a sitcom about two sisters who end up living a life of luxury after their husbands are sent to jail for bank robbery, they decided to set it in Chigwell, a Conservative-voting south-west Essex town that “represented new money, unabashed,” said Gran. “There is a lot of snobbery involved, and it can be liberal metropolitan snobbery as much as home counties conservative snobbery,” Gran told me. “I don’t think people have to apologise for striving and achieving.” Popular TV sitcom, Birds of a Feather from the 1980s, starring Pauline Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley Joseph, (none of whom are from Essex) was based in Chigwell, a more affluent part of Essex. Its most memorable scene is of sex-obsessed Dorien, played by Lesley Joseph, exaggerated erotic karaoke performance to Madonna's Like a Virgin.Travis Kelce 'looks old' and is 'wobbling' for the Chiefs - but it has NOTHING to do with Taylor Swift, says ex-NFL scout John Middlekauff Suffering sleepless nights? Tossing and turning? Find your slumber solutions with MyPillow, the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own... GUARANTEED! MAFS star Ella Morgan turns heads in a pink mini dress as she joins glamorous Love Island star Abi Moores at the Look Fantastic party Dua Lipa sets pulses racing in daring lace bodysuit and faux fur coat as she enjoys evening out in New York City