I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons. ~ Bob Hope. When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ~ Bob Hope. anti bullying, cheer up, child, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, Our Daughter Bob my wife insists im a slob Not really funny, just kinda curious: In a 1968 interview given by his mother, Beatty Zimmerman, and reprinted in the Dylan fanzine Isis, she said, “He was a gorgeous child who just exuded personality. He had very blond hair. I put ribbons in his hair up to a year old. I used to say to him, ‘Bobby, you should have been a girl.’”

We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. ~ Bob Hope. Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They’re all running for the Presidency. ~ Bob Hope. Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything. ~ Bob Hope. My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact, my blood type is solid marmalade. ~ Bob Hope. Fortunately, Winwood had heard some mystic tale through the grapevine that there was an old, abandoned house nearby, and as fate would have it, the locals believed that it was haunted by the ghost of a dog. Naturally, Dylan is chomping at the bit when he hears this enticing tale and they all hotfoot it over to the typical delipidated spectre abode for a curious poke around its darkened dominion.No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties. ~ Bob Hope. If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. ~ Bob Hope. What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Bob Dylan’s first appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman is a wild story in itself. The show’s bandleader, Paul Shaffer, shared his own slightly bewildering account of Dylan’s Letterman debut: Shaffer had been trying to engage Dylan in conversation, only to get blank stares in return. Eventually, Dylan perks up: “Paul, do you think you could introduce me Larry ‘Bud’ Melman?’” Dylan was simply out taking a stroll around town, no doubt regaling himself with impressive thoughts about how “the flowers of the city though breath-like, get deathlike sometimes.” However, a patrol car then successfully identified the wayfaring troubadour as fitting the description of their suspect. Therefore, they pulled over and apprehended a flummoxed leading figure of cultural history. It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away. ~ Bob Hope.appreciation, cheer up, dedication, emotions, goodbye, humorous, word play, Bob the Builder He’s known as Bob the Builder Stylist and salon owner Cat Cook from New Rochelle, NY adores this chop on thin, fine hair. “A textured bob can add life to tresses. It gives your hair instant character and edginess that makes you walk around with a little bit more sass.”